LOL somebody has to play boss. Might as well be you!
I used to sell cars with a couple of old men who never took ups on the lot. They’d just flip through the rolodex and see who hadn’t bought a car in a couple years. Each one would usually sell between 20 and 30 cars a month. I wanted to make copies of those rolodexes so bad for when they retired lol
Of course, each of them had been at that same dealership in a small town for over 30 years.
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I’m doing billing to, with an ink pen with triplicates and a calculator not on my phone lol. I’m hi tech man.
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Hi-tech or low-tech—either way, you’re the rainmaker. So make it rain!
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Those would be 10’s on my money machine, I make it foggy with a light mist.
@dperez is the rain making dolla,dolla bill yall. @qons
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Stupid question maybe… but yall weirdo truck washers just have keys to access all the places yall wash at night?
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No they use the power of suggestion on the locks. Try it sometime
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Yes , and codes to !!! The patient’s have the keys to all the nut houses man, you know that.
Them rubber scrubbers show up and the gates just part and there’s little rays of sunshine and you can here the “aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh” sound! 
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Quickly followed by a $#!+
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We know what you’re up to, buddy.
Tricks over.
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10-4… too much responsibility.
Most of the larger lots have 24hr security they know the trucks and let them pass on by, some have keyed padlocks on the gate and you have some that are open lots and you got to watch your back and not leave your keys in the truck lol
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And some lots you just make sure that your pistols and sawed off’s safety is off and lying in the right position if ya ever need to shed some day light.
IMO, I prefer the lots with the razor wire and security guards, Its easier to focus on washing.
How was your bounty tonight @dperez ? Ya make enough for a good breakfast and 20lbs of raw aldi’s chicken for the pups ,Did ya?
42 I was expecting more but about 6 trucks were trying to ghost me. Hate loosing out on money, not enough fat in the profit margin to warrant sending another truck out there so they have to get skipped.
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Wanted to stop at Whataburger for a grilled chicken sandwich but I had already ate out on the way up there so I kept the money and gave myself a bonus so I’m currently starving
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Your like me ,Cheap, I still brown bag it or take fruit , don’t eat much while washing, Now when I get home ,the feedin bag is definitely on !
Too lazy to cook so I’ll just wait up for the wife to get in to cook us up something after her 12hr long shift just kidding lol
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She decided she’s going to go part time starting next week so hopefully she spends all those extra hours she’ll now have on cooking more for us. She can kill it in the kitchen, she has me spoiled!
