I’m gonna sneak cook a chuck steak n eggs Tomorrow on the iron when the wifey is out running errands @DisplacedTexan. 
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I’ve got a burner in the grill! It’s in the shop and she can’t tell me nothin when I’m in the shop… unless it’s to come inside 
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I got skeered. Didn’t happen. She only went to the DG for baking supplies 15 mile away, not enough time to clean the crime scene up IMO.
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And this is when The Innocent One gets onto all of us.
You know it’s funny, the only piece of furniture in my entire house is a 20 year old couch, gave the rest of everything to the ex so my daughter would be comfortable, but not having to put up with someone telling me what I can and cant do makes it all worth while
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You’d be whipped too if your wife could knock you out of the kitchen with a roundhouse kick.
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You don’t have a bed to sleep on?
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She’s a tuff ole lil pine knot, that’s for sure lol.
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Mine punches SURPRISINGLY hard. We were fooling around one day and I was like go ahead give me one in the shoulder. Two days later I was still reeling it when feeling up hoses lol
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I sleep on the couch. It’s all temporary, and I’ve slept in ditches at different times in my life so its a step up from that.
I’m in a holding pattern till our paperwork gets done, ide like to keep the house if I can but it depends on the mortgage and a few other things. And I dont want to spend a bunch of money I dont really have for a house I may not get to keep.
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Mine couldn’t throw a punch to save her life but she bit the fire out of me once when we were wrestling. I had no ■■■■ teeth Mark’s for weeks.
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Good on you dude, Due what’s necessary to keep that house for you n yours. 
I ain’t rich by any means, but if you ever need a hand, don’t hesitate man. I think I speak 4 alot of us on here.
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I know Kentucky is a ways away but I’ve got a spare bed and some furniture that you’re welcome to have. I even have a flat screen TV and a digital satellite so you can watch Saturday cartoons
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I appreciate it guys truly I do, but I’m ok. It sounds much worse than it is. This is no different than a bunch of people starting out with a futon and a card table. I’m just doing it at almost 36 instead of 19! Lol
But seriously I do appreciate the concern. You all are good people.
Seriously if you need anything just holler.
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So 43 more opportunities for me to spoil the rubber scrubber thread
Ha!!! I really should use my reading glasses when looking forum through phone huh?
Dangit. Lol, I’d bet money that 5 was a nine. My bad …
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