You can't be serious

Oh it won’t all be at once… it will be annoyingly random…image

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I can mail you poop diapers with instructions for fedex to leave in garage…

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so funny! :joy::rofl::man_shrugging:t2:

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You all wanna meet some weirdos?

Long story short my wife is producing WAY too much milk and we already have a deep freezer full. Well you can sell it for about 2.50an ounce. They have specific sites just for people to buy and sell breastmilk. Blaire and I posted that we have about 2,000 ounces for sale and we have received weird emails from men trying to buy it… one guy came right out and said he lived within an hour and would like to “meet my wife since I’ll be drinking her milk” I promptly told him to pound sand…

Why in God’s name would a grown man want to drink breastmilk!?!?

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Why would a grown man want to sell it?

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Some women can’t produce enough for their babies. Blaire and I had to use formula with out oldest because she didn’t produce enough. I could care less about selling it but I wanted to be a part of it so Blaire wasn’t getting into a bad situation. It started as a good act and got weird.

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It is def weird.
But then again natural has so many advantages over formula.
Specially with premies.
Since they cannot suck, yes sucking actually makes a mom produce more, and babies that cannot, then mom doesnt produce.
There are legit groups sharing and selling.
Know about this cause donate services to 2 groups around me.
Mighty Bees and Mothersof multiples, they have charity events every year.
If you havent seen babies that are 21 weeks old it is heart breaking, they are amaizing tough fighting little boogers.

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Mine is still having trouble sucking. She takes milk easy from a bottle though.

My wife was selling shoes on letgo. A guy asked if he could photo her feet wearing them for extra $20.

A guy on craigslist is offering cash to women who let him touch their feet. But also asked that they pick him up as he has no ride.

Our society no longer hides freakish behavior. Its celebrated…

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What did she do with the extra $20?

lol

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We upsold to a foot rubbing for $40. Split it. She bought a dress. I bought some shoes on the cheap and immediately listed them on craigslist cuz I have a car!

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Me and my lady were looking to sell some of her milk when our little one was born. Alot of those guys are athletes and use breast milk as a supplement. A baby doubles to tripples in weight their first 2 years and all they really need is breast milk so if your trying to bulk up its a good natural option. Ever heard of Muscle Milk. Its formulated to mimic breast milk.

My wife also produced way more milk than our first two childen needed. Instead of selling it we found an organization to donate it to. They distributed it to those who needed it.

I did see an article about companies purchasing breast milk to make ice cream. I can imagine the container looks like a big boob.

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My wife had to put our kids on formula, i drink way too much coffee and there wasnt enough…

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I scrolled down to comment on the Super Soaker nonsense and the topic abruptly changed to breast milk.

Safe to say I’m done here.

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Lol, my bad… just jokin round

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Lmfaoooooooooop

Recently saw a guy on the local community Facebook page out duel a $99 guy- apparently he’s the $79 guy. They were going back and forth -pure comedy but still make ya mad.

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There is a $69 dollar guy in my market. He puts signs up all over. I Googled his number and it is related to a hot dog company. Perhaps his dog business went under and is now doing PW.

I have considered calling him to do my driveway so I can see if he is up charging on anything else.

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