You can't be serious

This is a 100% accurate depiction of Kansas city’s $99 guy. Not even joking. I saw him pulled over by a cop once too. He lives near me I think because I see him at the gas station by our main highway exchange once a month.

He also cuts down trees, mows lawns, collects scrap steel, and many other odd jobs. I heard him in a screaming match once at a very large woman in his truck while pumping gas. He’s a real piece of work and keeps getting hired somehow.

I forgot to mention his back truck window is spray paint black and the truck is blue. If you’ve ever seen Lester and Kendra Krinklesac from the Cleveland show that’s this guy and that lady in real life.

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