Who would you hire from this forum?

If you were a homeowner looking to hire for a house wash, which of the following would you call? (Imagine location to be a non-factor)

  • IBS
  • Racer
  • Alex Lacey
  • Squid
  • Gamble

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Gamble made the list before me??? Boooooo

Go plow snow

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I would have been the loser anyways!

I wouldn’t hire you because I wouldn’t want your predator motor breaking down half way through the job and then you gotta knock on my door and tell me you’ll be back next week lol

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I’m jk. I plan on copying your build this winter

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Lol well that’s why I have a 12v backup! And that predator is running like a sewing machine thank you!

@procleaning this is the kind of post someone makes to watch the world burn.

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Naw… just some Saturday fun

They are all to expensive for me… i want the $99 guy

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I wouldn’t wash your house. Mine is still dirty for 2 years because my wife hasn’t called the $99 guy(literally). He does awesome work and is insured. I’d call Squid because he appears to be cute and cuddly.

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I’d hire yocrypse

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I thought Florence washed yours

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For public relations manager

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Looks like racers going to win. It’s because I might be with him to wash your house right?

Ya if some one doesn’t pay he can just send his thugs to collect.

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I will except this honor and pledge to never take it seriously or put any effort towards doing a good job. :prince:

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I find it hysterical that Gamble is on here despite the fact he has never washed a house and is a nut. Secondly, that @Infinity is tied with him lol. Alex, you probably need a shower or something now. I’ll give the stink eye to anyone who votes for me

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You can be my official customer greeter :yum: then look back at the truck and say Walk away

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Isn’t Gamble the guy who makes $1 billion per weekend doing parking garages and promises $1 million per weekend to whoever he hires to help? Wouldn’t hire him.

All the other guys I’ve learned something from. As long as they use a turbo nozzle on my oxidized vinyl I’d hire any of them.

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No one on here could afford me except for @Innocentbystander and he’s too tight. Plus he’d fire me in the first 5 min when I pulled out my ball valve or my shirt came untucked.

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