Weird poop knife thread

I posted a pic a few weeks ago for @squidskc for a cool tool to have handy such a messy situation arise!

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First attempt with that is unsuccessful…

Might be time to invest in one.

Amazon sells poop knives. Seriously.

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Need a bigger machine:grin:

I love the water balloon device. I have one and it works great for clogs that are near the drain or toilet. Once you get too far down the line they don’t have enough force left to clear the drain. Either, every homeowner should have one because they come in handy and are just fun to use.

I’m definitely going to check out Amazon for a poop knife since I’ve never heard of one. Who knows, maybe you’ll get one to go along with your eyeliner.

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@Donut gets the award today for having the most interesting post. Heck he may get one of those forum awards for a post with 50 comments or whatever. Think @squidskc, our illustrious leader will send him an award, maybe an engraved poop knife.

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@Donut is definitely getting a poop knife as soon as he sends me his address. Illustrious was a tremendous exaggeration though and as such it shall not be engraved.

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Presentation without demonstration is merely conversation.

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At least send him a sharpie with it so he can write on it what it is. After tonite his wife may think it would be good tool for spreading mayo on his sandwiches.

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WE HAVE A WINNER… my buddy Alex got it done.

As the look of defeat ran over his face after a valient first attempt, he made a brave tactical choice to look his opponent dead in the face… after a 30 ft crawl under the deck, entering the crawl space, and crawling through the sand, cobwebs, and obstacles under the house… A 90 degree just off the mainline, a true awesomewash.

After facing his opponent, he regrouped made his adjustments, and within minutes Alex downed the beast. In his victorious celebration, he cut me a $90 break for standing by his side.

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The poop knife looks like it would be a perfect tool for making Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

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Final Update: And i missed Dinner… starting getting anything i could grab from frig. And the wife says “ we just got the toilets working, dont eat anything heavy or your stomach will be messed up”

She right, and i hate it. My meds destroy my stomach if i eat and go to bed, so Grizzly straight dinner it is… already planning my visit to Hardees in the morning though.

@squidskc you can use your Leader power to close thread… enough excitment for one night.

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I love the monster bisket but on sourdough bread!

I’m laughing so hard.

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Wow they really sell poop knives out in the world. Mind = blown :joy::sob:

Pretty common for toilets to clog up after a bathroom remodel because the guys try to flush all the leftover thinset and crap! Send that bill to the guy who did the remodel.

We need a falling over laughing my ass off icon!!! :grin:

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Looks like a sphincter shoe horn

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@Donut I’m not shutting this down… are you kidding? This is a gold mine.

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