Couple weeks ago my guys were complaining about the cost of meat and driving me insane every morning talking about the price of meat, I’m not a morning food talk kinda guy. they’re natural hunters and fisherman like myself and haven’t been out in a while since these covid lockdowns, So i bought them a cow to split up with them and there families, home kill guy was around on Friday and it’s sitting in the chiller ready for pickup, need to clean out the freezer and re organise, so no steaks for me tonight unfortunately but they will get dealt to soon.
Shoo that’s nasty! Give me some of that cardboard pizza.
That’s just nasty & just any ole pizza is pretty good.
Should the apocalypse ever come you’ll be getting the guts.
Haha, listen at you! This is comedy. I wish you well sir!
Nothing beats a nice beast. Just done some recurring work for a lovely couple who have deer on their native fence lines a lot. Told me I should go out and shoot some for the freezer… I should be getting out there to fill the freezer up
Might have to trade in the turkey and ham this Christmas for a deer lol
Saw 3 fallow in a little gut 50m off the side of their road that goes to some of their properties. Nice eaters
i hated dominoes pizza up until the last 10yrs or so, love papajohns, worked at pizza hut delivering for a few years in the 90s, it was fun and weird. but I eventually went from pizza hut pan lover to the thin, extra cheese pepperoni topped with onions. but their pizza has changed and I dont like theirs much.
Whatcha gonna do with that hide? Wanna tradesies?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
GROUND BEEF
Talk to me, what you got? And how many?
It’s gotta be a square deal considering it’ll cover half the globe… I’m thinking a bottle of something that tickles your fancy that you can’t get over in NotAmerica. Might even sneak in a pack of o-rings and a can of snuff for ya.
What kind of O-rings?
What kind? There’s only one. Funyuns
I only stock the finest Viton o-rings that Harbor Freight offers.
This is a full unopened pack we’re talking about?
Indeed. And assorted at that. Every size your imagination can drum up!
We might have a deal there young Texan, just need to work out how to ship a quarter of a cow over to Texas without having to explain in detail of what I’m up to