Proceed with caution.. racy stuff inside

Just left my last house wash of the season. Wrapped up the job, stepped inside to get paid, went to use the restroom and one of my nitrile gloves got stuck in my zipper.

Snatched the thumb of the glove clean off and apparently turned it into steel as I tried to rip the rest out. So I’m standing there in the customers bathroom with a glove finger, half inflated thanks to trapped air, hanging out of my zipper.

Tucked it inside the zipper… still there… underwear has always been a fear of mine, but I wish I’d worn some today.

And you guys wonder why I’m afraid of taking hoses on a flat roof…,.

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Soooo your jeans ARE your underwear?!?!?
Please tell me I’m missing something here.

You nailed it.

Interesting…and here I thought you were the most normal guy in this forum! (Maybe you still are)

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Wayyyy too much info. This topic needs its own category- Things I Don’t Need to Know

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I haven’t worn underwear except to church since I left the fire Dept 11 years ago. I don’t wear jeans or use customers bathrooms but I since a kindred spirit with Brodie

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I’m like one of Peter Pan’s Lost Boys… I’ll probably never grow up nor do I have much desire to.

How do you not wear jeans?! They’re the greatest piece of clothing ever devised… I do like working in the shop and wood working in overalls. But all the time?!

In an effort to save this from getting out of control, how do I keep a magic eraser sponge on an extention pole.

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You tie it on with underwear …

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How do you not wear underwear. I wear boxers so I get that loose feeling. I would think the bleach would soak through the jeans or others pants and sting that sensitive area (Not to include IBS sense he is not sensitive anywhere, lmbo :joy:) every once in a while. :thinking::thinking::thinking:

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SQUIDS A NEVERNUDE!

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Gotta have my boxer briefs. I don’t know how you guys can go commando.

Can you retake the picture and zoom out a bit so I can “take it all in” no homo bro just need to a better look you know and please send me the damaged glove for research purposes

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This is probably my favorite frase in the English language.
Thanks for the chuckle :sunglasses:

Just read this, it reminded of There’s Something About Mary…haha

So this is a good thread!

Side underwear note: Have any of you purchased SAXX underwear? They are LIFE CHANGING!!!

Even more life changing than a man bath with a bath bomb? :grinning:

Bath bombs are a close second! My Talor that dressed me for me wedding gave me a pair for free and said “man does not know the uncomfort he lives with until he tries on these underwear”