Saying just pressure washing service severely limits what our capabilities seem. Lot more than that for any true professional…
The term ‘softwashing’ is uncouth and 'pressure washing 'is a downright frightening and fills the mind with flying paint chips, cascading asphalt shingle granules and milky rivers of precious concrete cream snaking into lovingly tended beds of petunias
I propose ‘very delicate gentle cleansing of your most cherished abode’
For the discerning home owner who desires that their home receives a warm caress of scented soap lovingly applied at no more pressure than the tender embrace of a drifting mountain mist.
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Lol that’s made my day 
I’ve found that “Bleach blasting” works well in my area
Thought you might like it cuzzy bro
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I feel somewhat violated by the innuendo of that imagery. At least I think my house feels that way. 
Please pass on my sincere apologies to your residence any perceived innuendo was unintentional and definitely not something that us at very very gentle wash would condone. Lol
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I love it. Best thing I’ve read on here in a month. Still chuckling. We have drifting mountain mist here, so can actually relate. @Atlas1 and @Jake_Lambert do too but Jake by his reply above obviously is not in touch with the sensitive side of his customers, lol.
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LOL… @AUSSIE May I use that description on my website? 
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@AUSSIE Clayton, that was hilarious! my house is assuaged, I think.
But one really googles that.
I’m not suggesting to remove pressure washing from google or any other ads, but get them in the door with that and then show how your different than just the guy from outside Home Depot with a pressure washer…
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People know pressure washing pros wash houses. If they have any questions I’ll tell them an abbreviated version of my process. Most just want a nice clean house. They don’t really care the process. So, when they want their house washed, they google pressure/power washing.
At least that seems to be the case in small town North Carolina.
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I’ve had fairly good success on google by calling it, “low pressure power washing”
This captures traffic from people searching for “pressure washing”, or “power washing” (the latter is fairly common terminology in our region). And it immediately grabs attention with the “low” in front of it.
Take a leaf out of @DisplacedTexan book he’s got it sorted. Check him out at www.solittlepressureyouwontevennoticepressurewashing.com
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Lol I can count on one hand how many people have asked me about “soft washing” their house. And it’s usually because they’ve already been to my website that explains it all and has links to other sites that go into more detail.
At the end of the day, I’m a pressure washing company and that’s exactly how I market myself. I use soft washing techniques but if I stood around explaining the difference to customers I’d lose money and they’d just be confused.
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the contrast from the previous posts makes this hilarious.
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