I found hot sauce that I feel is important to share with the world. It’s called Tasty Thai Primal Cry and local to Kansas City. I’ll eat hot sauce that will make my family’s eyes water if they’re near, but this stuff has me sweating and nose running like a hot sauce first timer.
If you’re going to the Huge Convention and you have a local hot sauce you wanna trade let’s make a deal. If we iron it out before I leave I’ll pack enough bottles for anyone who is interested in some nefarious hot sauce across state lines dealins.