Hi all,
Soooo, I’m sharing this story with great embarrassment in the hopes that heightened awareness will help somebody avoid a similar disaster. Here’s what happened earlier this autumn:
I was finishing a job after a long day of work. This job was wayyyyy out of my normal work area but the owner enticed me with a bag of money so I still had a few-hour drive in front of me before my day was over. I was tired and ready to go play in rush hour traffic. As I coiled up my hoses and packed away wands and loaded up my ladders, the owner came outside and started talking my ear off about nothing important. Finally, he thanked me again and I got on the road.
All seemed OK as I drove through suburbia on my way to the highway that would point me home. I got onto the highway, motored a few minutes, and then BAM. I looked in my rearview to see my 28-foot extension ladder tumbling down the highway like a giant dice, only to come to a rest sideways across BOTH lanes of traffic. Did I mention this was on a major New England highway at rush hour.
Long story short: I forgot to strap down that ladder. Those who know me know that I’m “Captain Safety” and that I’ve often mocked guys who use bungee cords to hold their ladders or 300-pound novelty straps to hold their tanks in place. But it turns out that my custom 1500-pound strap system is actually useless if it’s not used.
In hindsight, I can see myself hurriedly packing up, tired, and distracted by the homeowner. Obviously that’s no excuse for neglecting to strap down a ladder, but the REAL error was in not taking a moment to walk around the Hino and give things a double-check before hitting the road. Mistakes happen, which is why we’re supposed to double-check. I’ve been doing this since 2010, but this time I didn’t double-check.
You’re wondering about the pile-up on the highway: how many cars were totaled or people killed. Remarkably: zero. Despite a ■■■■ show which you wouldn’t believe unless you saw it yourself, nobody was hurt, no cars damaged, no nothing. An angel was on my shoulder for sure, but I would never ever expect to be so lucky again. Pretty sure I used up all my luck at once.
So: whether you’re a rookie excited to clean your first vinyl siding, or a vet who’s been in the game since before the rookie was born, double check things before hitting the road.