Dont be an idiot like me

Dude… harsh!

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Are you not? Do the Marines have reserves? I’m lost.

…remember what happened last time you started trying new things :confused:

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It’s a special unit for the Marines that eat the paper wrapping WITH the crayon…

Nothing but love brother @marinegrunt

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Of course the Marines have reserves, they’re called Brownies. lol

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Maybe one day you Army guys will graduate.

Aren’t Ready for Marines Yet

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…lol

You aren’t retired unless you serve at least 20 years. Active just means currently serving on active duty.

Damn right I’m not ready! I almost died in drown proofing! They had to pull me off the bottom with a pole and hook and I’m not even joking. I have zero buoyancy, only way I get across a pool is to jump in and walk across the bottom.

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@marinegrunt and another marine are walking down the street when one of them spots a dog licking himself. @marinegrunt says to the other, “man, I wish I could do that.”

To which the other marine says, “no, you better not. That dog might bite you!” hahaahaaha

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Don’t ruin my joke with a technicality! Gah!

I didn’t like the thought of grizz staring me down so was looking for any out I could find.

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It’s ok, wife gots me the Aflac after that.
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What ? I’ve heard of them.

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I was going to tell a joke but figured this would do just fine. If they would’ve used this recruitment video 15 years ago @Greenman probably would’ve reenlisted.

I do like the “warriors wanted” recruitment commercials the Army has. They’re awesome.

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Hehehe…

Army life looks awesome…umm…i was air force, lol

Wow… that was something special alright…

Edit: just watched those warriors wanted adds… pretty dang good. Haven’t had cable dish satelite in 7 years so I miss out on some goodies on occasion.

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We all know Coop…
And we all saw you helping the Wright brothers hold the wing down.@garry.cooper


Thank you Mr Geezer.

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