She knows good and well that she’s got me right where she wants me because without her I’d starve. I dropped her off at the airport yesterday morning for her work trip to Boston and she made a point to tell me twice not to keep the drive thru’s hot and to actually cook myself a meal. She won’t be back until Tuesday and so far I’ve had McDonald’s, Chick Fil A, Sonic and gas station food. It’s a rough life man I tell ya
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@SchertzServicesLLC was the center fold in the foxy fire fighters calender 2007 special edition. It sold out !!
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!!! McDonald’s, gas food. That’s me when my better half leaves me unattended. I lay around and scratch and fart in front of the idiot box
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Had Burger King today. I can actually hear myself getting fatter.
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They call him the Fireman! That’s his name! Making his rounds all over town putting out old flames.
Petition for @SchertzServicesLLC to change his handle to “BigSexy”. All those in favor say aye!
Nooooo lol
I’ll make a deal with you. You put up the video of the 100lbs of tannerite in the beast and I’ll retract my petition.
Or, “BigSexy” it is.
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AYE !!!..lol
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I will riddle this forum with naked cat pictures far worse than the likes of anyone’s imagination if that happens!
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Empty threats.
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I feel like this thread did not go how it’s creator intended at all!
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@DisplacedTexan your title sould be “amatuer thread derailer” ill take you under my wing and so you the ropes. @Infinity you have my blessing.
@anon37135677 yours should be “the gatekeeper”
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I’ll take it and wear it proudly 
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I would like everyone to take note of my new status around this place. Thank you. Thank you. I promise to serve you all to the best of my derailing abilities.
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Congrats @DisplacedTexan you earned it!
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Thank you! I can’t tell you how nice it feels to finally have my talents recognized like this. I’m so happy.
Im so happy i could cry.
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I did/am crying. I couldn’t have done it without your guidance and tutelage.
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But they did not capitalize your letters. You need to do better. Try harder.
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