Wife: Are you growing a Santa Claus beard or what? You need a Santa hat
Me: My buddy from Kansas City is coming in Jan. He has a beard so I thought I would grow mine out.
Wife: Do you have a date for when he is coming?
Me: Jan 7th
Wife: Have you met him at a roundtable or something?
Me: No, just on line
Wife: So you have a blind date with a man you met on the internet and you a growing your beard out to impress him?
I just shaved @squidskc
Funny how wives can put a completely different spin on things
Grow it out… I dare ya. Double dog.
@Kps0410 that’s why I’m afraid to get one of those.
Fresh start. I fully expect old man winter by Jan 6th.
When I was young I grew a moustache to look older. Now I shave to look younger!
OMG we have a visual to go along with the posts.
Your wife and I could totally be friends!
I don’t need that pressure in my life lol
Smart sarcastic women are the future 
I beg to differ…they’re the present with me lol! Wife and mother-in-law. Try returning fire with fire, and it’s eye rolls and death stares for days.
@Innocentbystander Brother, you know as well as I do, that’s nothing but a trap lol! A dangerous one at that.
I am pretty sure my wife practices eyerolls as I sleep. 
Probably in her sleep too if she’s like mine. Love her to death, but it can get a bit excessive…
That’s so wrong on so many levels
