That’s for sure not an option 
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All for the greater good of MR Chris.
Laughter is the best medicine I suppose, along with a good stiff drink.
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I don’t drink often at all. But my liver is already on the fritz. Hate to throw that wrench at it.
Yes. Embrace the derailment. Let it flow through you.
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That’s my problem… lack of flow 
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I’m thinking @DisplacedTexan
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So he can have the purple squirts? I’m down. His poor nurses though…
Aww dats a lil pooper. I want to boop his snoot
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When I was in the CT tube Monday I started getting sick and the nurse was holding a bag to my face. When she pulled me out I asked her if I “messed” in the CT tube… I did not…
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Dang thing is smart. Already potty trained. Wish my kids were that quick.
Let’s see what your bestest brown nosing employee got you @Racer
I mean, for what you’re about to pay for all of this you might as well smear the walls. Make them earn it a little bit.
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Small case knife. Lightweight and you forget its there. Its so light @Racer loses it twice a week and finds it weeks later right were he put it… You have 2 or 3 now right?
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Yeah, it’s great when you get them young and can learn em up right. After potty training and basic commands the first thing I train my dogs to do is always sit and stay at doorways until all the humans get through. Can’t stand dogs running through the door while I’m trying to get inside.
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It’s just a little cheap one that his wife hid in their toothbrush holder
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I made an impact on them. When I was wheeled out for my scans I guess the nurse asked Blaire if I’m normally that loud of a puker… apparently the whole ER heard it.
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Like i said you forget its there
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They such hear me scream having a catheter removed.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That is GOLD.
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