Sign me up. I’ve been reading a bit about this lounge, didn’t realise cheerwine was included
It’s not that simple. You have to show proof of the following:
Own at least two pairs of liberty overalls
Know the lyrics to two Bobby Goldsboro songs
Always carry a pocket knife capable of cleaning fingernails or peeling an apple
Like dog slobber
Never cook on a propane grill
Don’t eat pizza
Don’t own a pair of tennis shoes
Know what 4 corner nabs are
I can tick the tennis shoes one off and kinda the dog slobber 
nothing else though lol.
What’s a four corner nab? I tried to google it but that wasn’t helping me
I wouldn’t worry about any of that. I think William has his own lounge in the furthest back corner of the regular lounge. 
You get lounge privileges by being a “regular”. You hit a certain amount of reading and posts within a certain timeframe, and you get access automatically.
For curious minds: A Nab Is a Nab Is a Nab | Southern Foodways Alliance - Southern Foodways Alliance
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A four corner nab is square and isn’t a circle. And to be truthful I kind of made up the requirements.
This is just poor advice
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Oh well I learnt what a four corner nab is anyway, so that’s one more off the list 
Any man that will eat pizza will let his food touch other food on his plate or will turn on the radio in his truck. We don’t need folks like that here.
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Or, if they don’t get a new fork each time they get syrup on the tines when eating pancakes.
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Precisely
All comes out the other end, what am i missing here lol.
Talk like that will make eat where I can’t eat anything
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What about eating a hot dog or hamburger on a bun with the fixings? Or mixing a small bite of potato salad and baked beans? Pouring chicken and noodles over your mashed potatoes? Kind of hard to keep those things from touching each other. Maybe the only thing you eat is overcooked chicken breast smashed between two napkins to get what little juice is left out. Followed by 4 corner nabs and Cheerwine.
That’s one of the problems with our great country…darn pizzas hating elitist snobs.
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One of my favourite Italians, the great Garry cooper 
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I don’t eat hotdogs but I do love hamburgers on light bread with mustard and onions. I use ramekins for my baked beans, molasses, red eye gravy etc. I think that’s the problem with pizza, too much stuff touching each other.
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I aint no itailian, btw where’s @Hotshot hiding?
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Lol @Hotshot is out in the corn fields gathering some corn, he’s got guests over tonight.
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