Hello I'm new

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No because thus is a forum. Were where typing quickly to keep a casual conversation flowing. Our phat thumbs hit a few two many buttons sometimes.

I suspect you don’t make any mistakes because:

  • you are Skynet. Well, Skynets grumpy father. Youve only got 24 lines of code, not quite enough to achieve world domination or happiness

Or

  • you have a moustache. A rocking chair by the fire and extremely long creepy fingers, so thin and spindly they can type on a phone without errror.
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I bask humbly in the warmth of your Grace, dear Leader.

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I’m imposting an imposting imposter. Inception style

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Window clean has low barrier to entry, less equipment cost, smaller vehicle

It’s enjoyable work, especially for crazy perfectionists

In some areas window cleaning is the biggest gap in the market. Why be a pressure washer in a saturated market when you can be the only guy who cleanis inside Windows!

There’s a couple reasons, I’m sure there are others

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Thank you mate.

No, I’m sure I’m well forgotten about. You know I didn’t do anything wrong over there, right!

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The American embassy? There’s a few of those around here

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Fitzerbert terrace in Wellington. Stop by and meet a true old Southern American gentleman. Ask for my dad Bobby Page and he will take you out to eat and beat you at a game of checkers.

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YEAH. JUST THE ONES WHO BELIEVE THE LIES AND BUY THE ELEMONATOR

BIG SOAP IS THE DEVIL

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Bugger. I was in Wellington last week actually because I rode my motorbike there and back for a course.

I could have done with a free dinner after 6 hours of riding in the rain, wind and lightning! I was a bit worn out tho and would have lost the checkers

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hhmmmmmmmm… Very interesting comment ----Care to elaborate ?

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We could essentially carry on as though he who has no business did not exist. Which really isn’t much of a stretch: )

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But i do love reading his edits lol

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Can we stay on subject here ? Soap is the devil ?

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So are their there they’re a lit of kfc’s in new zealand?

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I’ll elaborate. Dude. Too many mistakes in that post. You:

  • did not capitalise the first letter of your sentence
  • did not leave a space between “----” and “Care”
  • left an unnecessary space between “elaborate” and “?”

Big Soap doesn’t pay me to fix your writing. My subliminal messages won’t get through if we’re using different grammatical conventions.

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Silly troll. We use a z not an s in capitalize in the states. I thought you were bilingual.

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Stay on subject?!? The subject is “Hello I’m New” (missing a comma… touché) and, in case you aren’t able to grasp it, the (very clever) reference to “Big Soap” is a mockery of many of your ill-informed posts. You can’t troll our new troll, so just stop trying…you’re only embarrassing yourself.

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Big soap is a big joke

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His mom is going to change the WiFi password and he won’t be able to sign in.

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Ummm…yes, exactly…kind of.

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