Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Becuse it felt crummy!
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How did Pinocchio find out he wasn’t a real boy?
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His hand caught fire!
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Chuck Norris jokes are some of my favs!
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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How do you get a handkerchief to dance?
Put a little Boogie in it.
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Well done team. I appreciated the chuckles
My two favorite are:
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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If Chuck Norris were to fall out of a boat he wouldn’t get wet. The water would get chucked.
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Chuck Norris can walk on water and swim on land.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a venomous snake and after three days of agonizing pain the snake died.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t do push ups… he pushes the ground down.
One of my fav Norris jokes
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So that’s why by we keep getting earthquakes here on the opposite side of the world.
Dammit Chuck!
