Pics of your most hysterical competitors

I have no clue man, its crazy.

It’s enough money for a couple of Bud Ice tall boys or a 10 piece of crack.

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Maybe we are the idiots and these guys have a secret super cheap insurance policy and they buy their gas their gas at a secret whole sale gas station.

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Must be. I will do a google search for that…LOL

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Today I saw a guy sitting on a folding chair on the sidewalk. He was systematically wiping down each baluster of a vinyl fence with a rag.

Elizabeth City is my home town. Don’t see it mentioned too much.

$50 guy.

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I bet he has a great time putting all that hose away.

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One good bump and it all goes flying even with straps.

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Including the trailer.

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I wish I had gotten a pic of this competitor in my area:

I pulled up to a do a quote at a place, and there’s already someone there power washing. He’s pulling around what was maybe a 3 or 3.5 gpm gx340 direct drive. The best part: he’s got no bypass hose on his unloader. It was shooting straight up like a geyser every time he let off the trigger :joy:

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Not PW’ers,but in my city,give me time…


Notice the handicap plates and parking spot?
And just 3 days ago:
We were in my wife’s car and I was hanging out the window taking pictures and laughing,when they made a right in front of us the passenger was flipping me off.I probably snapped pictures for about 4 miles.

He’s got a ladder (with mitts). He’s got a surface cleaner. Looks like a 4 GPM unit. He’s got some chems. He looks a little dorky, but that guy could wash circles around the hack with a new Ryobi machine. Next year, this guy is going to have 3 trucks.

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Had to find this pic from years ago. Guy actually had some sort of buffer tank but no ladder. Was standing on the customer’s AC unit to reach the higher parts LOL!

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Why would he need a ladder for 15’?! :flushed:

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Hey, you’re from my former neck of the woods! Grew up in Galveston. Moved away when I enlisted in the Army, and never moved back.

I’m pretty sure I posted pics of multiple clowns in my area that I guess you’d call “competitors”.

I just don’t really care what my competitors are doing. Even the good ones. (I think there’s only 4 good ones)

Anyway… you guys are gonna love this:

Over the last two days I’ve received 4 fake, positive reviews. I responded with this to one with a “competitor” named in it. Check out this ding dong.

I even called the guy this morning to let them know one of his customers put a review on my page by accident because I had no clue they were fake. He told me he operates in Las Vegas, Florida, and a few other states and hires someone to chase reviews and has a team of developers that handles his websites. Cool.

Then I got another fake review with a generic picture of a guy and a woman’s name. I put 2 and 2 together, called my digital marketing lady (@SchertzServicesLLC you’re paying wayyyy too much for yours in your market homie), and she got on the phone with google.

Turns out this dufus at Power Wash KC, who is second in line with reviews behind me, has been paying someone to leave fake reviews. :joy:

There are verbatim duplicates, generic pictures, and Kansas City misspelled the exact same way galore. My digital marketing lady and are in tears laughing, reading these reviews and seeing what he’s doing. My face hurts it made me laugh so much.

Oh and a couple of the reviews just end with “good” hahahahaha

Double oh! One of the reviews makes it sound like he’s operating a hotel and another like he’s a pool guy. :joy: :joy: :joy:

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So I took the bait and checked this guy out, I would say about 15 for sure maybe 20 of his 37 reviews seem fake, Truly a class act. As for the others it seems like there great reviews.

I think he paid a kindegarter to write the ads. I love Matthew D. Hatten’s review! “There is spacious a lawn beside my house”.

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Hahahahaha I missed that one!