There’s an Air Force guy driving from McChord to Ft Lewis, and a @marinegrunt driving from Ft Lewis to McChord. In the middle of the night with no other cars on the road they hit each other head on and both cars go flying off in different directions.
The Air Force guy manages to climb out of his car and surveys the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, “Man, I am really lucky to be alive!”
Likewise the Marine grunt scrambles out of his car and looks at his wreckage. He too says to himself, “I can’t believe I survived this wreck!”
The Marine grunt walks over to the Air Force guy and says, “Hey man, I think this is a sign from God that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of archrivals”
The Air Force guy thinks for a moment and says, “You know, you’re absolutely right! We should be friends. Now I’m gonna see what else survived this wreck”
So the Air Force guy pops open his trunk and finds a full, unopened bottle of Jack Daniels. He says to the Marine grunt, “I think this is another sign from God that we should toast to our new found understanding and friendship”
The Marine grunt replies, “You’re damn right!” and he grabs the bottle and starts sucking down Jack Daniels. After putting away nearly half the bottle the Marine grunt hands it back to the Air Force guy and says, “Your turn!”
The Air Force guy twists the cap back on the bottle and says, “Nahh, I think I’ll wait for the cops to come.”
