Florida wildlife officials capture 18-foot, 98-pound Burmese python
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Whole lotta nope they have there
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As huge as those things are they don’t scare me one bit. I feel very confident that I could cut that thing in half with my pocketknife before it suffocated me.
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You know harbor freight got a recall on their pocket knives 
you could be sol!
I don’t even know how to respond to that. My harbor freight knife has been flawless since day one
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Judgmental shoelace.
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Probably used to be someone’s pet until “oh crap, he’s getting too big”
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The only use for a red tip.
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I don’t know much ,but I know this , you better take you fur baby to glamour shots and get a new photo up. You gots competition
@DisplacedTexan.
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At the very least he could have spared us the view of his puppy hood and cropped that out
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LOL I go away for 24 hours and y’all just can’t stand it! Jeebus.
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Shoot, I thought he got arrested again…hahahaja
@DisplacedTexan made bail pretty quick this time! lmao
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No, no warrants out for me this time. Unfortunately, it’s much worse. The MIL’s cancer is likely back. She’s having surgery Wednesday to remove her spleen and see how bad it is. The first time around she had stage 4 colon cancer and on her final appointment where they were going to declare her cancer free they found a spot on here spleen and her cancer markers were up. Not good.
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Thanks buddy. She took a pretty hard fall a couple months back so we’re praying that it’s just bruising from that but that’s just wishful thinking probably
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Truly sorry William, I will pray for your family.
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