Is it possible to walk to slow with a surface cleaner???
Yes, time is dinero
If a pressure washer is running in the forest and no one hears it, does it make a sound?
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If space is a vacuum, who changes the bag?
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As soon as the band of demons joined in, should the devil have been immediately disqualified from the one-on-one fiddle duel he proposed to Johnny?
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If you want to shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
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How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
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This is seriously rocking my world right now.
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The devil always cheats. I’m sure he had it in the fine print, somewhere…
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Why are the holes in a cat’s fur always in the exact right places for the eyes?
I would encourage all you funny ppl to watch CNN.
Now thats a joke
Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
When sign makers go on strike how do we know?
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If the Energizer Bunny assaulted someone, would he be charged with battery?
