''Twas the night before Christmas, when
All thro the forum
Not a member was posting
Not even our dumb dumb (think2much)
The hoses were drained, and coiled with care
In the hopes that Spring soon would be there
The trailers were nestled, all snug in their sheds
While visions of soft washing danc’d in their heads
It’s pretty quite in here right now. I assume it’s cold in America so you’re all freezing cold and snowed off work. Or just making merry and drinking too much while I’m sweating it out in summer.
In light of this unexpected period of _intense busy-ness_emphasized text__on the forum…
I propose a joke competition.
RULES
Make me laugh
1.1 bonus points if other people laugh
Waste my time. Triple points if anyone skips work to check the forum for new jokes
Jokes is a broad definition. Humour. Nonsense. Poetry. Bad poetry. Abuse (mild) of window cleaners are all welcome. Funny customer fails also acceptable.
Refer to rule 1
PRIZE
TBC. I’ll buy the biggest funny guy something. Dunno what yet.
So maybe some of y’all have heard this from me before at round tables or what not. My best buddy and I are fishing on the river in my little crappie boat. It’s stick steer so I’m in the front and he is directly behind me. He was taking great delight in shooting a BB gun in the air and simultaneously throwing a bb at my neck. Each time I flinched and for more annoyed. Later in the day he has to pee. He is a big ole 300 pound boy. As he balances in the back of the boat peeing I shoot him in the butt with a daisy red rider and fire my pistol in the air at the same time. He went out the back, into the water screaming that he was mortally wounded.
A guy walks out of a watch and clock shop carrying a big grandfather clock he just had repaired. He bumps into the town drunk, drops the clock which shatters on the ground. He yells at the drunk and asks “Why don’t you watch where you’re going”? The drunk replies, “Why don’t you wear a wristwatch like everybody else”?